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The History of Thanksgiving!
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SPEAKER_03I forgot what that sounded different podcast. I know. Like we're still we're still doing this. Who is that? What did what?
SPEAKER_06You guys did a couple without me. Because I had some shit go down.
SPEAKER_03We did two. Nobody paid attention. You know what, though? Nobody just paid attention.
SPEAKER_02It's alright. It's alright. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03It's alright if nobody's listening. Did you get like your emails full, Dan, of like, where the hell is Amy? No. Oh, you didn't? No.
SPEAKER_02I well, I haven't looked. Okay, well, you're not looking. We have an email, but I don't really get into it all that much. I put in my floor like I wanted to up here.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, it looks nice. I'm surprised.
SPEAKER_02It would uh our floor, if anyone's ever put in a floor, getting on your knees, you God, you feel like the tin man in the weird oz. You're like, well, for you when you start, you're like, wow, this is easy. And you get your stuff in and you get your rhythm going. I got half the floor done, and you wake up the next day and you're like, oh my god, all that I do.
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SPEAKER_06No, it won't. It won't take that long.
SPEAKER_02We did the whole four because our wire our dogs, uh, we have four pets, and so everywhere we went, you know, body training them is just and then it's a chewener dog. Buster's a chewener, so he's like the hard the two hardest breeds combined into one to potty training. He's a chewener dog. Oh, sweet. And so uh, yeah, yeah. So it took us like four years to get him to go outside, and he only goes out 85% of the time. So if somebody misses an opportunity, he takes a dump and we gotta go clean it up, and we're like, God dang. I guess so. We had to do we did our floor up here, and now it smells way better up here. Got rid of the padding and stuff like that. Smells good, it smells like it smells like it should smell like just regular air. Just nothing, you know, everything should just smell like regular air. What did you guys do? I mean, it's been we've been like two weeks. Amy has shit to deal with. We got other stuff. Rick has got stuff. Rick and I are in a new play, new radio play.
SPEAKER_06With so am I.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Amy's nice.
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SPEAKER_03Amy's the lead. Amy's uh one of the leads in the left. That's why we didn't you didn't include her. That's my bad. I uh I was dick this.
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SPEAKER_03It's a fun show though.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. I'm gonna go to the show. For the next podcast, for the next podcast, I'm gonna do there's the AT uh 1811 uh book of vulgar tongue.
SPEAKER_06No it's probably from one of my ancestors, I'm pretty sure.
SPEAKER_02From 1811? Yeah, there's uh there's one term called a uh a a blanket missile or a blanket. No, what is it? A blanket, a blanket something. I got it. Happened in the morning? Yeah, it's a lot of filthy terms that are just oh, 1800. 1811.
SPEAKER_06This also, so you had to make up some stuff.
SPEAKER_02Oh god, he's got his Jimmy Dodger out, you know, whatever they called it. I have no idea. I think Jimmy Dodger is a cookie, actually. I think Jimmy Dodger is a good one. That you want to eat. And then there's a uh uh a thing called a what was it, a clicker clicker? Something like that. I don't know what that means. What's that supposed to be? I don't know. I don't know. I just heard it was a clicker. I think earlier.
SPEAKER_06Is it an ass reference?
SPEAKER_02Maybe it's uh it's clicker torus or something like that. Jesus speaking of which, no. Hello.
SPEAKER_06Why didn't you just say it, Dan?
SPEAKER_02Well, there was uh well they talked about the clicker torus on uh it was on uh Did they click the click it was on Netflix? They talked about the clicker torus on Netflix, but I couldn't find it. Jesus Just say it.
SPEAKER_06We know you want to. We've already checked eight boxes on this show. That's not untrue.
SPEAKER_03That's not untrue. Rick, what did you do? Um over the last bunch of weeks.
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SPEAKER_02I was wondering what was going on there. Is that Rick?
SPEAKER_06You're doing good Potter, though. I love your little maniacal laugh. It's funny.
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SPEAKER_02We're gonna learn the history of Thanksgiving. Oh, I thought it was back to the Civil War or something. No, no. No, we're not gonna do Civil War. Revolution holiday season. Sorry. They normally would be sleeping right now, anyway. That is true. There was no war during the winter time.
SPEAKER_03Oh, they would be.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. No war at wintertime. That's BS. Thanksgiving Day is a national holiday in the United States. And the Thanksgiving uh 2021 occurs on Thursday, November 25th. Yes. Uh in 1621. 1621. Wow. A while back. The Plymouth colonists and the uh Wampanoag. Uh Wampanoag. Wampanoag. Wampanoag shared an autumn harvest feast that is acknowledged today as one of the first Thanksgiving celebrations in the colonies. Was it November? Uh I don't know, Rick. I don't think so. Okay. They didn't have these days on it. Uh yeah. Uh for more than two centuries, Thanksgiving uh the for more than two centuries, days of Thanksgiving were celebrated by individual colonies and states. It wasn't until 1863, in the midst of the Civil War. Civil War that President Abraham Lincoln proclaimed a national Thanksgiving day to be held each November. Way to go. Good job. Good job, babe. At Plymouth, the main course was lobster, seal, and swans. Yeah. Oh, okay. A small ship uh called Glutery. Uh the Mayflower left Plymouth, England, carrying 102 passengers, an assortment of religious separatists seeking a new home where they could freely practice their faith, and other individuals lured by the promise of prosperity and land ownership in the New World. After a treacherous and uncomfortable crossing that lasted 66 days, got that. Oh my god. They dropped anchor near the tip of Cape Cod. Far north of their intended destination, at the mouth of the Hudson River. They were a little off.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_02One month later, the Mayflower crossed Massachusetts Bay, where the pilgrims, uh, as they are now commonly known, began work of establishing a village at Plymouth. Now, throughout that first brutal winter, it got like over half the people died. Most of the colonists remained on board the ship. All right. They were they suffered from exposure to scurvy and outbreaks of contagious disease. Only half of the Mayflower, only half, only half of the Mayflower's original passengers and crew lived to see their first New England spring. Damn.
SPEAKER_06Just to freeze to death. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Oh, they forgot about the winter. Good idea. Let's go. In March, the remaining settlers moved ashore, where they received an astonishing visit from a member of the Abenaki tribe who greeted them in English. What? You're ready for this? He greeted them in English. Several days later, he returned with another Native American, Squanto, who is very popular. You've heard of Squanto, but you don't know who he is. He must have been hot. A member of the Paw Tuxet tribe who had been kidnapped. Well, of course, it starts out with something awful, uh, by an English sea captain and sold into slavery, naturally, before escaping to London and returning to his homeland on an exploratory expedition. Squanto taught the pilgrims, weakened by malnutrition and illness, how to cultivate corn. Wow. And extract sap from maple trees, catch fish in the rivers, and avoid poisonous plants. I bet you that was a big one.
SPEAKER_06Oh my god, I bet you it was huge. Probably huge. Look at these red berries.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, let's have a salad called Jebediah. Can we wipe with that? No. He has also he also helped the settlers forge an alliance with the Wampanoag, a local tribe, okay, which would endure for more than 50 years. For 50 years, they were happy. Right. That's a long time. Because no other dumb white people came. Huge. Yeah, one of the two. And tragically, it remains. Remains one of the sole samples of harmony between European collis and Native Americans. Right. In November 1621, after Pilgrims' first corn harvest proved successful, Governor William Bradford organized a celebratory feast and invited a group of fledgling colonies' Native American allies, including the Wampanoag chief Massasoit. I think I'm pronouncing that right.
SPEAKER_06Probably not.
SPEAKER_02Probably not. Now remembered as Americans' first Thanksgiving, although pilgrims themselves may not have used the term at the time. The festival lasted for three days. God, that'd be awesome. A three-day game. Yeah, why do we only get one?
SPEAKER_06See, we should never work on Black Friday. Whatever this bullshit of working on Friday, never.
SPEAKER_02Get a big spit of pig in his feet until we throw up. Yes. Make a regorgatorium and just go in there and go to town.
SPEAKER_06Dancing under the moon. That's right.
SPEAKER_02Hammered like nails. Let's do it. While no record exists of the first Thanksgiving exact menu, much of what we know about what happened at the first Thanksgiving comes from Pilgrim Chronicler Edward Winslow. Who wrote our harvest being gotten in, our governor sent four men on fouling. Fowling, that means they're going to get out of the way.
SPEAKER_06What is happening?
SPEAKER_02This is a letter.
SPEAKER_06This is what he's saying.
SPEAKER_02This is what he's saying. This is a letter. After we had gathered the fruits of our labors, they four in one day killed as much fowl as with a little help bedside, I don't know what that means, served the company almost a week. At which time, amongst other recreations, we exercised our arms. Many of the Indians coming amongst us, and amongst the rest of the greatest King Masoid. So that's the other, that's the other guy, was some ninety men whom for three days we entertained and feasted. And they went out and killed five deer. Isn't that nice? So they had venison. Yeah, but they didn't have any tags. So you know, whatever. Oh, it was all illegal. They had to do it. You can bow hunt on that. Yeah. Which they fought, which they brought to the plantation and bestowed upon our governor and upon the captain and others. And although it not it be not always so plentiful as it was at this time with us, yet by the goodness of God, we are so far from want that we often wish you partakers of our plenty.
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SPEAKER_02I don't know if they're good writers. If it's a lot of historians have suggested that many of the dishes were likely prepared using traditional Native American spices and cooking methods because the pilgrims had no oven, remember. And no knowledge. Yeah. And the Mayflower sugar supply had dwindled by the fall of 1621. Well, that's so the meal did not feature pies. Oh, boom! Cakes or desserts. No, no, which have become the hallmark.
SPEAKER_04Brick's out.
SPEAKER_02No, I'm out. No pumpkin pie. You won't see the likes of me hanging out in that sucker. I'm out of here, pilgrims.
SPEAKER_06That's why the Indians are in shape. Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah. Good one.
SPEAKER_06That's yeah.
SPEAKER_02I don't see many bad Indians, that's for sure. No. No. Pilgrims held their second Thanksgiving celebration in 1623 to mark the end of a long drought that had been threatened that had threatened the year's harvest and prompted Governor Bradford to call for religious feasts. Days of fasting and Thanksgiving on an annual or occasional basis became common practice in other New England settlements as well. Now, skip ahead, skip ahead, skip ahead. During the American Revolution, the Continental Congress designated one or more of Thanksgiving days a year, and in 1789, George Washington issued the first Thanksgiving proclamation by the national government of the United States. George. He did some good stuff. He did good stuff. Yeah, and don't forget, he's got some misgivings as well. Yes, yes, he managed to express the gratitude for the happy conclusion to the country's war of independence and the successful ratification of the U.S. Constitution. His successors, John Adams and James Madison's, designated days of thanks during their presidencies. Now, skip ahead. 1817, New York became the first of several states to adopt an annual Thanksgiving holiday. Each celebrated it on a different day, however, and the American South remained largely unfamiliar with the tradition, so the South stayed out of it. 1827, 10 years later, a magazine editor, Sarah Joseph Hale, among other countless things, had a nursery rhyme. Mary Had a Little Lamb, which was launched a campaign to establish Thanksgiving as a national holiday. And for 36 years, she published numerous editorials and sent scores of letters to governors, senators, and presidents, thanking, earning her the nickname the Mother of Thanksgiving. What? Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Mother of Thanksgiving.
SPEAKER_02For 36 years, she published numerous editorials and sent scores of letters to governors, making they she wanted Thanksgiving. So she helped out. All right. Now, Lincoln finally heated her request. And in 1863, at the height of the Civil War, in a proclamation entreating all Americans to ask God to commend to his tender care all those who become widows or orphans, mourners or sufferers in the lamentable civil strife, and to heal the wounds of our nation. He scheduled Thanksgiving for the final Thursday in November. And it was celebrated on that day every year until 1939, when Roosevelt moved it uh the holiday up a week in an attempt to spur retail sales during the Great Depression. Hoho all for the money. Roosevelt's plan, known derisively as Franksgiving, was met with a passionate opposition, and in 1941, the president reluctantly signed a bill making Thanksgiving the fourth Thursday in November. Yay! Isn't that nice? I like it. Uh parades, parades came later. They got a 2.5 mile route, big deal. Uh that's uh other omens. Oh, other Thanksgiving origins, some of them in Egyptian Rome. Are you hot again, Amy?
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SPEAKER_02How do you do it?
SPEAKER_06I'm freaking sweating my ass.
SPEAKER_03Really? You're the only person. I thought it's so hot. You want to borrow my sweater? No.
SPEAKER_02Alright, hang on. There's one more. Uh we're going to go into bear with me. Bearing. Shut up. Bearing. It will not be made a fool.
SPEAKER_06But I like how like it went into like the Indians helping us and like basically keeping us from not dying. Yeah, and then it's not going to be a good thing. And then all of a sudden it just turned into like white people want Thanksgiving. Hey, we want to do some shopping. Like, what the fuck? Yeah.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Recognize the most important. Now. Uh seep. Last sleep there in New Hampshire. I was gonna read some of this, but it's this is stuff we already did. Uh Hayes invited cooks. Okay, here we go. November 28th, 1878. Here's a Gwen. A large Thanksgiving dinner gathering included President Ruther, Ruth of Rutherford, Rutherford V. Hayes, and Mrs. Hayes, Colonels W.K. Rogers, Ann Pruden, the president's private secretaries, William Crook and Charles Chapman, executive clerks and the doormen with their families. After conclusion of this dinner, Hayes retired to the Red Room. By the way, the Red Room was a place in my school between the ages of kindergarten and first grade where he got punished. Oh? Yeah. Really? Isn't that to sing hymns and invite?
SPEAKER_0650 Shades of Grey, isn't that the Red Room?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Or that one.
SPEAKER_06What kind of punishment are you talking about here?
SPEAKER_02And they invited their African American staff to join in their own Thanksgiving meal at the in the state dining room.
SPEAKER_06Wow.
SPEAKER_02Oh, that's 1878.
SPEAKER_06That's huge.
SPEAKER_02It's a big deal. That is. All right. Another Chester Arthur, President Chester Arthur. The prevalence of health and fullness of harvest, the stability of peace and order, the growth of fraternal feeling, the spread of intelligence and learning, the continued enjoyment of civil and religious liberty, all these countless other blessings are the cause for reverent rejoicing. I shall make Thanksgiving a holiday for all staff and all people in my house.
SPEAKER_05How many people made it a holiday? Sounds like a lot of people made it a holiday.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, these are all the presidents that have their. I did not see that.
SPEAKER_03With the Lions. It was their first year in Detroit after a local radio executive, George A. Richards, had purchased the Portsmouth Portsmouth, yeah, Portsmouth, Ohio Spartans, and moved the team to Detroit. The Spartans were a member of the NFL from 1930 to 33. In 34, they played on Thanksgiving, apparently. When did the Turducken start, though?
SPEAKER_06That's what people really want to do. Much, much longer.
SPEAKER_03Later in the John Madden, right? Yep. Turducken.
SPEAKER_06A turduccin.
SPEAKER_03A turduccin.
SPEAKER_06Had like what, like 16 turkey legs or something on it.
SPEAKER_03Um, let's see. The matchup between the Lions and the world champion Chicago Bears proved to be an all-time classic. The 34 Lions had not allowed a touchdown until their eighth game and entered the game with the Bears at 10 and 1.
SPEAKER_02I'll be darned. So there's Thanksgiving. Everybody's all summed up. Yep. I'm sure that you'll pass a lot of tests knowing the history that we just uh gave you. So good for you. Good for you. Ames, are you ready?
SPEAKER_01Oh, sure.
SPEAKER_06Amy totally rocks. Well, I will just kind of continue, and I have a couple, I was asked to look at some traditions around the world of Thanksgiving. They're not all in November as well. Um, so there's a couple of them that are kind of cool. It's great music. Um like Malaysia is uh the Kazadan, no Kazan Festival, because they believe without rice there is no life.
SPEAKER_01Right.
SPEAKER_06So they celebrate this in May. They worship rice as an extension of the creator, thus the source of thriving life and the existence on earth.
SPEAKER_02Rice is life.
SPEAKER_06Rice is life, baby.
SPEAKER_02Good white, or it would have to be. Are we the only people that eat white rice? Because it doesn't have any nutrition in it, right?
SPEAKER_06Pretty much not.
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SPEAKER_06But that's why you throw in, you know, like orange chicken, yeah.
SPEAKER_02All the good stuff. You just throw food on the rice. The rice is just a bed. Carrots, all that good stuff. Right. Okay. So it's probably brown rice. It should be brown rice is life. I like brown rice. Because that would be sure. That would be more. I like them both.
SPEAKER_06I think they're thinking any rice. Sure, you figure that out.
SPEAKER_02Sure, sure. You got it.
SPEAKER_06So anyway, the Malaysians, the story that they follow states that their god sacrificed his daughter in order to save the people who would otherwise suffer from great famine. He buried parts of her across the land, and her body became the seed of the rice patty. Oh. Still today, the people of Malaysia believe the grain holds the spirit of life and creation. Huh. With a rather dark origin, such a bright festival filled with rice wine, buffalo races, and agricultural shows.
SPEAKER_02And this is where? What country?
SPEAKER_06Malaysia.
SPEAKER_02Malaysia.
SPEAKER_06And they do that. This one is done in May. Korea kind of has the same thing. It's more of a lunar thing. Um Ghana is kind of cool. They have the festival of yams.
SPEAKER_02Oh. Okay. Let's go. I'm just like saying festival of yams. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06You have to sing it. It's more fun.
SPEAKER_02The homo woe is what is the thing.
SPEAKER_04Yam, yam.
SPEAKER_03Yam. Yam. Oh, wow. I'm not even gonna, I'm just saying. Yeah, just don't do that. That almost got a button, Dan. It's a pretty sophisticated joke.
SPEAKER_06I uh that's only because Dan's in charge of the buttons.
SPEAKER_02I supposed to get you guys button before the end of the year. Oh, it's been a rough go of it. That might be a problem.
SPEAKER_06It has been.
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SPEAKER_06All right. So Ghana, Festival of Yams, Homo wo is what it's called.
SPEAKER_02Oh, pardon? Hold on.
SPEAKER_06Homo woe.
SPEAKER_02Okay. Will we?
SPEAKER_06Homo woe. Homo woe. Whoa. African festival dedicated to the hopefulness that the crops will be plentiful of the coming year and no one will experience famine. They celebrated in August or September. It's centered around the new ham yarvest yam harvest.
SPEAKER_03Ah that's becomes families come together.
SPEAKER_06There's a big competition as to who grows the most yams. You have to bring all your yams to the festival.
SPEAKER_02Oh, do ya?
SPEAKER_06Yes.
SPEAKER_02See we can win.
SPEAKER_06Yep.
SPEAKER_02Siwi Us to Homo woe.
SPEAKER_06From the Homo woe. And there's dancing and singing with animal masks and all that kind of good stuff.
SPEAKER_03Ham and yams.
SPEAKER_06And then the next one is Germany. I can't even pronounce this.
SPEAKER_03Do it. Do it. Tikendangfest.
SPEAKER_06Earn to Kendangfest.
SPEAKER_03Now I know what you're talking about. That's perfect.
SPEAKER_06Ern Dangfest. The Thanksgiving Day in Germany, religiously dominated celebration where the churches run the show. Catholics and Protestants celebrate, attend church services during the celebration. First Sunday in October. They're centered on giving thanks for the year's harvest and grain. So it's kind of all the same thing. We're giving thanks for all the like food. So we're not starving to death. People take advantage of, you know, they take it for granted now. All right. You know. They can blah, blah, blah. It's all kind of the same food, but they had sweet bread sprinkled with poppy seeds and then lots of beer.
SPEAKER_02Oh, yeah. Everything's better with beer well.
SPEAKER_06Yummy.
SPEAKER_02Goes beer, Wisconsin. Right, right.
SPEAKER_06And then I don't know. There's a Chinese one too. And then again, the Chinese is more of a moon sacrificial ceremony thing.
SPEAKER_02It's very complicated. Yeah, yeah. I just can't. Too many things. Oh, did you guys you know what I watched? Just got done watching on Netflix? Uh the uh the that one uh shit.
SPEAKER_06You don't remember the uh the squid game. Oh, yeah, I just watched that too. Yes, I watched it too.
SPEAKER_02I haven't watched it yet.
SPEAKER_06I don't know. I liked it.
SPEAKER_02I normally don't like shows with the uh with the closed captioning too much at night because you gotta sit and read, and it's a lot of work. But this was stupidly good.
SPEAKER_06It was I thought it was awesome. It was really good.
SPEAKER_02It was really fun and dumb.
SPEAKER_06But you're not expecting stuff and it's like, holy shit, yeah. You're like, it's like really yes.
SPEAKER_02Yeah. Oh wow. You would enjoy it. You should watch it. Get past the first two episodes. Okay. Because the first two episodes are just, you know, they're fine. Like lane, but they try to set it up for the rest of the thing. Okay, good. All right.
SPEAKER_03Well, that's back on our list.
SPEAKER_02And by the way, just for the record, it wasn't the Chinese New Year that made me think of that because it's Korean. Correct. That's cross all Korea. The show is in Korea.
SPEAKER_06Don't that's totally different.
SPEAKER_02That guided it, I just thought of it on a whim, not because the Chinese thing, and that's what reminded me of that.
SPEAKER_03Okay, sure. Okay. That's very clear.
SPEAKER_02Oh, God, I sound awful. You're such a racist. Jesus. I'm wrong. I'm wrong. But that's what happened. Yeah. All right.
SPEAKER_06All right. So here's some other fun things. Um, in Wisconsin, this is Wisconsin-related. Oh no. They have found an intact 1,200-year-old canoe recovered from Lake Mendota in Madison. What? Yes.
SPEAKER_01Wow.
SPEAKER_06They're thinking that the people who made the 15-foot-long canoe around 800 CE were most likely ancestors of the modern Ho-Chunk nation. Oh. Wow. And people like all the archaeologists are like, this is extraordinarily rare. We never usually find a whole intact canoe.
SPEAKER_02And on the side of it, there was it was decorated with hand chiseled uh uh uh roulette wheels.
SPEAKER_06So that's again racist.
SPEAKER_02Is that right? I'm saying they have a oh what I'm the race, they have a clinic, they have they have a gambling casino, they're doing fine. They do, they're good, they'll be fine.
SPEAKER_06Uh anyway, it was found.
SPEAKER_02Hit me.
SPEAKER_06It was found because a lady was doing um what it how did they how did they say it was? Yeah, she was doing like where you can walk on the bottom of the water, right? Like you have weighted shoes and like you have like the scuba stuff on. Oh, really? I thought it was a log.
SPEAKER_02And there's an enchantress that says, Good luck with that ace.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, okay, whatever you say. Anywho, well, I'll move on. I thought it was a cool story.
SPEAKER_02I like typically whatever. How many people can fit in it? Is it like a one-seater?
SPEAKER_06No, it's it was super long. There's a picture of it. 15 feet, yeah.
SPEAKER_03That's gotta be multiple people.
SPEAKER_06Because at first they thought it was a Boy Scout canoe, right? Like back in the 50s, and no, they took a piece of wood out of it and like ran a carbon dating thing. Yeah, and they're like, holy crap, this is from way back in the day.
SPEAKER_03Tried to see how many people would fit and boop, down it went.
SPEAKER_02Do we have rivers that go that far here? I know we have a lot of lakes and stuff, but I'm not from is it we got the rapids further up. Wisconsin rapids. Wisconsin rapids, maybe they use the Wolf River. Right. All right, all right. Wisconsin River. Yeah, I'm not a I'm not a Mississippi.
SPEAKER_04Yeah, it's kind of a big deal. The old miss.
SPEAKER_02I'm not uh very outdoorsy, so I didn't shocking.
SPEAKER_03We'll have to take you uh wetwater rafting. No Wolf River. I'll be home. Like a roller coaster.
SPEAKER_06The next one is for the ladies.
SPEAKER_03Yes, all right, ladies, listen up.
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unknownAll right.
SPEAKER_06And you get to look at hot firefighters holding adorable animals.
SPEAKER_03Dan, I think you and I can go shirtless and hold animals and make our own calendar.
SPEAKER_02In a bath as we will. Get in a bathas in a billion ball. We'll get our own calendar, Dan. That's right. We'll call it a clucky clicky. That's what we're calling.
SPEAKER_06Sure. What the hell's happening?
SPEAKER_02Cry key.
SPEAKER_06Cap with the clicking clitoris and whatever you're talking about.
SPEAKER_02I wasn't able to find anything about that.
SPEAKER_06Okay, sure. Okay, I thought that Rick when I saw this one. Yeah. Apartment complex using DNA to link dog poop to the owners. Hell yes. Ah, there you go. See? Oh at St. Louis apartment complex. Tenants will be faced with serious consequences if they leave behind their dog's poop.
SPEAKER_02Mm-hmm. This is doggy pooping noises.
SPEAKER_06Nice. So upon moving into the apartment complex, you must go to the manager.
SPEAKER_03Yes.
SPEAKER_06And you submit your dog's cheek swab.
SPEAKER_03Hell yes.
SPEAKER_06And then they get their DNA on profile. And if they find a pile of shit that you did not clean up, they are running a test on that poop.
SPEAKER_02Damn straight. Not the maintenance guy. But is this an issue where you the dog's DD is registered?
SPEAKER_03Yeah, well, yes. I mean, we don't allow pets, but you know, emotional support dogs, we apparently do. Okay.
unknownYep.
SPEAKER_06Right. But you're not you gotta clean up your poop.
SPEAKER_03You gotta clean it up. Don't leave it by like cigarette butts. Oh the dog can shit there because there are cigarette butts there.
SPEAKER_06That's what well they should pick those up too. Yes.
SPEAKER_03For the love of God. Right.
SPEAKER_06Get DNA off of that too. Yep. But yeah. Apparently since 2010, it is now used by over 6,000 properties in US, Canada, and the UK.
SPEAKER_02I love that.
SPEAKER_06I thought that'd be a good Rick.
SPEAKER_02Do you have to clean up poop? Was that part of your job? Nope.
unknownNope.
SPEAKER_02And if it is, I'd be out of there.
SPEAKER_03Well, I figure, you know, now I I got a snow thrower, a good John Deere snow thrower. I'll get rid of it. I'll get rid of it. Oh.
SPEAKER_06Oh my god. No, now you can run DNA on it.
SPEAKER_03Oh, well, we haven't done it yet. I wouldn't know what the I can I can tell by the size. Well, that's true. Yeah. Right now I can tell by the size. There are three different sizes.
SPEAKER_06Or what they ate.
SPEAKER_03Oh, well. Yeah. That's gross.
SPEAKER_06Talking about poop. How the ancient Romans went to the bathroom.
SPEAKER_01How they did?
SPEAKER_06How.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_06So there's an actual anthropologist that calls herself the Queen of the Latrines. For the past 25 years, she has taken that litter that label literally spending much of her time in ancient Roman gutters trying to figure out how they poop. There's a lot you can find out about a culture when you look at how they manage their toilets. That's why I study it. Like who pays her to study how people used to go to the I mean they went out and damn honey, you smell great.
SPEAKER_03I was looking at the loo today.
SPEAKER_06So apparently, yeah. So she's been looking into how the Romans like dug holes.
SPEAKER_03Dumped.
SPEAKER_06And then there'd be just rows and rows of holes, and then that fills up.
SPEAKER_03No walls, no nothing.
SPEAKER_06I think they used to do that in Japan too, where like you just dig a hole and you poop when it's full. Sure.
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_06But I I'm just like perplexed as to who pays her. Yeah, how does she as a professor of anthropology?
SPEAKER_02Because that's that's part of studying women. Somehow she was able to silver tongue her way through that grant. Yeah.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_06Like, I don't know. Sure.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, don't be able to do that. And think the Romans didn't.
SPEAKER_06Aren't they one of the first people too that like built the cities and like they had like running some kind of sewer system? Or I don't know. How do men work? Don't we all kind of know how that happened already? I don't know. You took a minute to use a leaf. I don't know.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. Yeah. They probably had a some kind of a manual bidet or something.
SPEAKER_06Yeah. They had slaves, yeah. And then wiped that up.
SPEAKER_03That's gross.
SPEAKER_06So yeah, this one is kind of nasty because I hate snakes.
SPEAKER_03Good.
SPEAKER_06Giant anaconda gets stuck in the jungle after swallowing its prey whole. There's a big picture of this big ginormous anaconda. And it got trapped.
SPEAKER_03Like what did it swallow? Did they say?
SPEAKER_0616.5 foot anaconda. They had to like poke it with sticks and stuff to try and get it. The bulge of whatever it ate was stuck between like tree branches.
SPEAKER_03They have no idea what it ate though.
SPEAKER_06I don't think so because I think they just freed it from being stuck. But it was probably a person. Who the hell knows?
SPEAKER_03I mean Um, that's a big bulge.
SPEAKER_06I mean, people fall asleep and they like supposedly, you know, they take naps. Oh shit.
SPEAKER_03I never sleep in that country. Oh my god, especially on the ground. Are you crazy? Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06After asphyxiating their prey, they're able to unhinge their jaws, which is soda. That's why I hate snakes. Yep. To swallow their prey head first and whole, regardless of size. Nope. I hate snakes. I hate that they can unhinge jaws. It's just no. Nope. They feed on large rodents, deer, fish, picaries, whatever that is, uh, capabaras, tapirs, turtle. Oh my god, there's a picture of it swimming around.
SPEAKER_03It's literally like That might be one of my worst night.
SPEAKER_06Turtles, birds, dogs, sheep, even jaguars. I don't know how you can tell a jaguar. Spitting out the they're literally taking a stick and trying to free it from and it's swimming in the water now. Oh, yuck.
SPEAKER_02I am a happier note. I'm reading the uh 1811 dictionary of the vulgar tongue over here.
SPEAKER_04I'm so glad you're listening.
SPEAKER_02I am listening.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, you're so good.
SPEAKER_02But this one kind of stuck out when you said when you started talking about the anaconda.
SPEAKER_06Anaconda don't want to. Here's another term, huh?
SPEAKER_02You can do that random. Please don't lose that butt. Uh, here we go. Listen to this. So a blanket hornpipe. Whoa. That's another name for a man's member. And to have sex can also be Amoris Congress. The Amoris Congress, they call it. That's it.
SPEAKER_06Is it as boring for you as it was for me? What is that supposed to be?
SPEAKER_02It's from 1811. Uh see, to blather. Uh to bleached mort, a fairly complex wench. A bleached mort. Yeah, talking an accent. A bleeding cheat. A can't.
SPEAKER_06So we know what that is.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah. I can't. I'm saying it with an accent.
SPEAKER_06Wow.
SPEAKER_02A bleeding gully, uh, one who paws with his money with the prostitute freely. He's a bleeding gully.
SPEAKER_03Oh, that's not what I was expecting on that.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, yeah. Oh, let's see. And then a blind excuse, which is a poor and insufficient excuse for not paying your prostitute bill.
SPEAKER_06So not only are you an asshole. Yeah. Tap it up. Go ahead and find some more here out of the shadow. No, that's fine. I had a story about penis worms, but it's not as fun now. Since we're talking about penis. Penis worms may have been the first real hermits. Smithonian Smith Smithsonian magazine.
SPEAKER_01No.
SPEAKER_06But I don't know. This is like stuff that's like 300 million years ago, which I don't know is true.
SPEAKER_03I hope those are extinct.
SPEAKER_06Apparently they have evolved.
SPEAKER_03Oh god.
SPEAKER_06First hermit crabs emerged during the Jurassic period. But they have an unfortunate name of the penis worm.
SPEAKER_02Why? You have a picture of it? Is that why you're making it a bit?
SPEAKER_06There's a picture, yeah.
SPEAKER_02I don't I don't want to see it. You don't want to see it.
SPEAKER_06It literally looks like a penis with some fuzzy shit on the top. I don't know.
SPEAKER_03It's great for podcasts with no visuals. Uncircumcised thing is what I'm looking for.
SPEAKER_06It's kind of that's kind of what it looks like. I don't know.
SPEAKER_03With with personality, like a French tickler on the end.
SPEAKER_06Whatever.
SPEAKER_03That's now that's Amy. Now I know what that looked like.
SPEAKER_06I missed you guys. See? Rick Rebecca. You shouldn't do a show without me.
SPEAKER_02The cowboys suck. Okay. Hey, blubber cheeks. A large flaccid man. Here, blubber cheeks. Blubber cheeks.
SPEAKER_06Mr. Pota.
SPEAKER_03Mr. Pota. Well, we got some NHL hockey news today. To blow with the ground stills. How's your team doing, Amy?
SPEAKER_02To lie with the woman on the floor.
SPEAKER_06I thought you were saving that for next time.
SPEAKER_02Stretch your gob.
SPEAKER_03Stretch your what? Stretch your gob. Stretch your whole thing. Stretch your gob. That must be.
SPEAKER_02Oh, I'll find some more.
SPEAKER_06Is that another clicking clitoris or whatever?
SPEAKER_02No, no. Not at all. And it's not. It's chorus.
SPEAKER_03Oh my God. Okay. So the Panthers are uh in first place in the Atlantic division. Um in the central, we got the nice sports metropolitan uh hurricanes Dan wants to wrap it up.
SPEAKER_06He was so excited, and now is the Oilers.
SPEAKER_03Um I don't know. How is your team doing?
SPEAKER_06Um, they're not doing super great. Okay. But I love the Canucks.
SPEAKER_03The Canucks, okay.
SPEAKER_06They got heart, baby. They got heart.
SPEAKER_03So did you did any of you watch the Philadelphia Eagles and uh I think it was Denver Broncos game by chance? I didn't watch that game. Okay, so Teddy Bridgewater. Is he playing is that's with the I think he's with yeah, he's with Denver. So Teddy Bridgewater might have been a part of the weakest attempt at tackling a person. He was from the Vikings. He used to be with the Vikings, yes. Now he got traded to the uh Danford Broncos and he was playing the uh Philadelphia Eagles on Sunday.
SPEAKER_01I got spanked.
SPEAKER_03They got spanked. So Teddy Bridgewater threw an interception, right? Because he's a quarterback and he kind of sucks. The guy came back from the Philadelphia Eagles and ran alongside of Teddy Bridgewater. Teddy Bridgewater did not even reach out to touch the guy.
SPEAKER_06Oh lazy.
SPEAKER_03They were saying they don't understand the lack of effort throwing a touchdown or to a touchdown to the other team.
SPEAKER_01Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Because he ran it back for a touchdown. Pick six. Yeah. The reason Teddy Bridgewater reflects on the lack of effort is because he was say stating that he thought he may have stepped out of bounds.
SPEAKER_06Why don't you shove him, shove him out of bounds to make sure?
SPEAKER_03Well, he was in the middle of the field. He was never even near the sidelines.
SPEAKER_06So he's alliance.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, what's the rule they got for the the replay on that? Like, is it can you do it on that? No. Okay. I mean, you gotta first of all, he has to be near the sidelines, which he wasn't. He was between the numbers and he never went to the sidelines. Oh my god, yeah, that's not even close then. Yeah.
SPEAKER_06So he's just making up some shit.
SPEAKER_03Yeah, yeah, he totally made up shit. He lied like Aaron Rodgers.
SPEAKER_01Oh, drop it like his hot. Drop it like his hot.
SPEAKER_03What is New Hurry? I hate Aaron Rodgers. Anyway. So now, did you guys watch? Of course you did. Did you watch the uh Green Bay Packers take on the Seattle Seahawks? Yes. Okay. Didn't want any points. First time that the Seahawks have been shut out with uh what's his name as the Packers as the quarterback? Uh Russell Wilson.
SPEAKER_05Oh, I don't know.
SPEAKER_03Now, in the fourth quarter, did you notice that I don't know why they kept making him play? DK Metcalf, yeah, no doubt. He just losing 17 to 0. Yeah. You're not ready to play. Yeah, he shouldn't have been off. So DK Metcalf got ejected. Yes. Right? Yeah. Did any of you notice him run back out onto the field to play?
SPEAKER_06Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Okay. So did the NFL apparently.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, because I'm like, I thought he got ejected and then he was out there, and then they stopped the play or something.
SPEAKER_03And like DK Metcalf wasn't having his best performance in the Seattle Seahawks 17-0 to the Green Bay Packers Sunday. His frustration grew when the talented wide receiver was ejected in the fourth quarter after an altercation with Henry Black and Eric Stokes. Despite Metcalf being ejected from the game, he wasn't ready to leave the field yet. Metcalf actually tried to re-enter the game with one minute and thirteen seconds left in a no-contest game. Just two plays later, Metcalf may not have been noticed, but he is one of the biggest players on the field. He is one of the tallest wide receivers. An official went over to him, tapped him on the shoulder, and instructed him to leave the game. But Metcalf uh seemed confused on why he needed to leave the game.
SPEAKER_06Because you were ejected.
SPEAKER_03You were ejected prior to He's likely going to face a pretty hefty fine from the NFL.
SPEAKER_06As he should. Ejection means you're gone.
SPEAKER_03Ejection. Eject, yes, ejection. Sorry, I thought you were saying something.
SPEAKER_06Ne'er to come back. No. That's Dan's category.
SPEAKER_03Oh yeah, ejects.
SPEAKER_06What's the old term for ejaculation? Ejected. Ejaculation.
SPEAKER_02No, I just uh you can get you can get ejected from a game prematurely, right? I mean before you think you all do eject ejectuation.
SPEAKER_06I'm pretty sure women know that you guys all do that.
SPEAKER_03You're talking about football though? Yes. Premature ejaculations.
SPEAKER_02That's I think it has rolling your your R's.
SPEAKER_03You're right. It's a natural. It's a natural occurrence. Um hey Packer fans, are you ready to be a stock owner? You still can't. You guys, you're gonna be you're gonna do it. The Packers' latest stock sale is about to commence.
SPEAKER_02Four of them. Four stocks.
SPEAKER_03For the sixth time in franchise history, the Packers are selling stock. This time around, the goal is to raise money for improvements to Lambeau Field, including by installing massive HD video boards to keep up with the Joneses. Yes, they should. Um they're they're nice.
SPEAKER_01Their graphics are old shizzing.
SPEAKER_03They are old, yeah. You get, you know, Jerry Jones first board put in LED, he did it. He did it right. Now everybody's following with Jerry Jones. He is a dare job.
SPEAKER_06He's a Mr. Potter of the NFL.
SPEAKER_03You're not a businessman.
SPEAKER_05You ain't gonna buy a $300 million yacht.
SPEAKER_03So if all 300,000 shares are sold at $300 each, you guys can afford $300 each, right? Not right now. Shareholder? Okay. Christmas, Christmas is coming. Christmas is coming, Amy. They'll raise $90 million for these improvements. Cool. Now, what is it that you are actually going to be owning? With the latest offering, the total amount of Packer shares will grow to 5.3095 million shares sold. Which means that if you own one share, you own.000019% of the company.
SPEAKER_06A roll of toilet paper.
SPEAKER_03And you should, and people do believe that, but they say it's not really stock, folks. It's a donation. And as the offering document reveals, it's also becomes a potential source of a very real liability for anyone who dares criticize the NFL or its member teams.
SPEAKER_02So what the hell does that mean? That means that I can't say that the NFL is the best uh nonprofit organization in the world. Right. So So you lose your chance to make fun of the NFL and all of its members?
SPEAKER_03You're not allowed to do anything like that. Like, seriously, okay. So what they can do, where is this? Now I'm gonna jump down to the good juicy stuff. Okay. The devil on the shoulder is currently battling with the angel on the other. In the okay, in the end. Um if you get fined, like say it would be fun to call another team a bunch of pieces of crap. Like Dallas or Chicago Bears. It is, right? Yeah. If you do and you are a stockholder at these 0.0000019, the NFL can legally fine you up to five hundred thousand dollars for criticizing Roger Goodell or even Jeff Posh.
SPEAKER_02So you know they put those clauses in themselves.
SPEAKER_03Yes. Right. So no, everyone buys these stocks. You could literally be fined if you called you know Roger Goodell a piece of crap, which I think he is. You could be fined five hundred thousand dollars by the NFL.
SPEAKER_06That is crazy. It's insane.
SPEAKER_03It's insane.
SPEAKER_06Why would you buy that? That's so dumb.
SPEAKER_03Now, I directed to show Lombardi a few years back, right?
SPEAKER_02Yes, you were telling me about trying to get rights for that.
SPEAKER_03Um, yeah, that's impossible to get stuff from the NFL because the NFL doesn't care about the arts or anything like that. In fact, we did But they're a nonprofit organization. They are a non-profit organization, you're right. They we had a news um team come in to do an you know an interview with us, right? So we had a picture, a black and white picture on the board on the video projection in the back of the theater that was like an old mud football game, right? No, no helmets, like old leather helmets, yeah, the old school, no discernible outfit of any kind or logo. We got called by the NFL's lawyer in New York City. And I talked to her for about an hour about how you really should never do that again. I'm like, it wasn't an NFL picture. She's like, well, you would have to prove that in court of law. I'm like, wow, okay, yeah, we're not gonna use anything.
SPEAKER_02So the burden of proof falls on you.
SPEAKER_03It falls on me that I didn't take uh NFL picture, yeah. Thanks. So we didn't use anything from NFL anything.
SPEAKER_02The National Football League Foundation, previously known as NFL Charities, is a nonprofit-making charitable organization established by the member clubs of the National Football League in 1973. God, those guys are so sweet and giving. They are great people. Johnny on the spot with that cash for the for those kids.
SPEAKER_03That lady's lawyer that uh NFL lawyer told me that they did sue a theater company for doing Lombardy and using uh Green Bay Packer emblems without previous. Well, that was dumb on their part without getting permission, and they sued them in their own. Yeah, you definitely can't use the logo. No, oh show. That was dumb. Um, one last thing uh for tonight. I've got some famous names of sports stars that you might not even believe exist. Oh, you should make these a game. Is this a name or not? Okay, is this a name?
SPEAKER_06Okay, so like they're real names, or just this is like I like this better.
SPEAKER_03I might use something different. You tell me if it's real. All right. You ready now? Is that sound is that better, right, Dan? Yeah. Yeah, that sounds fine.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna give you I'm gonna give you some some happy music.
SPEAKER_03Yes, please.
SPEAKER_04Wow, you get music.
SPEAKER_03I like, I never get anything but that Dan's good guy tonight. Giving it away. Okay.
SPEAKER_02It's getting close to the holiday season. Coco Crisp. That's a cereal. That's not a name. Right? That's Coco Crispies. Yeah, it's a real name.
SPEAKER_03Coco. What does he play? Baseball player from the athletics. Current? Uh, well, no, he's retired now, but uh his real name is technically Covelli.
SPEAKER_06Coco Veli?
SPEAKER_03And he supposedly got the name nickname Coco when his grandma started calling him Coco as a nickname.
SPEAKER_05Aww, his gammy.
SPEAKER_03So now on his uniform, it was it was uh Coco Chris. Okay. Here, this is uh Milton Bradley. That's a game.
SPEAKER_06Like a game?
SPEAKER_03It is a game. That's not a name.
SPEAKER_02It is a name. Fuck you.
SPEAKER_06Oh, damn.
SPEAKER_02Taking off your music. Baseball.
SPEAKER_04She gone.
SPEAKER_02That's a game. Is she also?
SPEAKER_03Alright, go ahead. Go on. All right, all right. Next, next one. Okay, well, this I can't even. I love this name. I have loved this name for it. This is an actual name. All right, is it a stripper name? Dick, sort of.
SPEAKER_06Well, he's a NASCAR driver.
SPEAKER_03Yeah. I love don't you love that name? Dick Trickle. Dick Trickle.
SPEAKER_06Wasn't there something in that uh movie too? Wasn't there Dick Trickle or uh Yeah, the Detective Dick Trickle?
SPEAKER_02Probably. Detective Dick Trickle. Um my detective name for uh dinner detective is uh Detective Lloyd Almighty.
SPEAKER_03That's oh that's nice. Well, here. This goes along with that. Okay. Try this one. God Sham God.
SPEAKER_02That's a real name.
SPEAKER_03Is that a basketball thing? It is a basketball name. It is a real name. How do you know Sham God? I got the ESPN. That's crazy. Danger, how about danger fourpence?
SPEAKER_06Fencing?
SPEAKER_02I know that you can get a magazine for sixpence, but that's I don't know.
SPEAKER_03It's danger fourpence.
SPEAKER_06Is that soccer?
SPEAKER_03Yes, it is soccer. How did you know that? What the hell?
SPEAKER_02Wow. I don't even know if we should be on this thing. Oh shit.
SPEAKER_06I'm a little crazy.
SPEAKER_02You should do sports and he should do news. No kidding, man. I don't even know. We should have a chair switch some podcast. Yinka dare. What? Yinka dare.
SPEAKER_06Yinka dare? Yinka.
SPEAKER_03Yinka. Yinka here. Yinka dare. Yinka dare. Golf? Golf. Basketball.
unknownOh.
SPEAKER_02I see you're guessing the sport. I get it. Yeah, let's try that. Let's try that. Go ahead. Um, Dick Pole. He's in the Olympics. He's a vault.
SPEAKER_00Basketball, buddy.
SPEAKER_03No. Dick Pole was uh. Wait a minute, let me guess. I didn't get a guess. Okay, basketball.
SPEAKER_04Fisherman?
SPEAKER_03Close.
SPEAKER_04Dick, where's your pole? Right? The professional fishing?
SPEAKER_03Yeah.
SPEAKER_04Fishing tournaments? No.
SPEAKER_03No. He was a professional pitcher with the uh Boston Red Sox. Oh, that's not fun. Oh, should have been a professional basketball. Um, Tommy gun, not the one you think. Boxer. Boxing. There is a Tommy gun. Okay. This is a basketball gun.
SPEAKER_06Oh, there's an actual Tommy gun.
SPEAKER_03Basketball?
SPEAKER_05Like a gun gun.
SPEAKER_03Right. G-U-M-N. Right. Right. Okay. Now, this one you're gonna, okay. Mike Lemon Jell O Mike Lemon Jelly. That's gonna be some kind of racing. Is that indie racing or something? Basketball. Oh, it's basketball. Any other guesses? Tennis?
SPEAKER_02Bowling, professional bowler. Ugh.
SPEAKER_03What?
SPEAKER_02Yeah. You can't have bowling. Bowling's not a sport.
SPEAKER_06Oh shit. We just pissed off a bunch of people now.
SPEAKER_02Here comes a lot of fat people. Let him try to catch me.
SPEAKER_01Oh shisney. Oh.
SPEAKER_03Okay, you ready for this one?
SPEAKER_01Ready.
SPEAKER_03Fabian Assman.
SPEAKER_02You know, I don't know. Whatever he is, I'm gonna watch him now.
SPEAKER_04That's gonna be gone.
SPEAKER_03Tennis. Fabian Ass Man was a pro soccer.
SPEAKER_02Okay. So with the crowds of English, you know they're shouting out Ass Man. They had to. Yeah. Oh yeah.
SPEAKER_06And if you're trying to do anything up in Scotland, you're fucked.
SPEAKER_02It's just happening to sheep owned a fence.
SPEAKER_06The Osman.
SPEAKER_02The Osman.
unknownYeah.
SPEAKER_01You're fucked in the Osman.
SPEAKER_02And you know, I want his jersey now. Oh, yeah. His jersey's got to be. His jersey has got to been make a fortune. Yeah, yeah. Go ahead. Because we're all immature at heart. We are.
SPEAKER_06You can tell we haven't done this for a while. Yeah.
SPEAKER_03Here's a music lover. Uh Creden's Clearwater Kuoto.
SPEAKER_02Credence Clearwater.
SPEAKER_06Yeah, C C R.
SPEAKER_02Uh that uh is a race car driver.
SPEAKER_03Close. Pro soccer.
unknownClose.
SPEAKER_02Are they all soccer?
SPEAKER_03No. Go. Here, shoot E Babbitt.
SPEAKER_06Like shoot him and get he's a professional foosball.
SPEAKER_03No, billiards. Baseball. Oh, baseball. Dang it. Um, okay, not that one.
SPEAKER_06Dan Rick my mojo.
SPEAKER_03Um, I'm not gonna pick on that one. Here, uh, Ben Gay. Ben Gay.
SPEAKER_02He was the uh wrestling. He was the medicine guy for uh uh for boxers.
SPEAKER_06Oh, it's definitely wrestling. Sumo wrestling.
SPEAKER_03Why would anybody do that?
SPEAKER_06Ben you need the Ben Gay for the sumo wrestling because we wear that big.
SPEAKER_03It's not fun. Okay Urban shocker. Basketball. Urban shocker. Basketball. Football.
SPEAKER_02Baseball.
unknownGod damn it.
SPEAKER_02Here. This you might Okay, now we get two because we're awful. Okay, you get two of them. You get two guesses, yeah. Two guesses. Stubby clap.
SPEAKER_01Golf.
unknownOkay.
SPEAKER_01Subby clap.
SPEAKER_02Stubby clap. I say either football, maybe it's a kicker, or boxing because he got he lost one of his fingers. I don't know. Uh pro baseball. No, you didn't get Amy a guess. Oh shit.
SPEAKER_06I was gonna say trap shooting.
SPEAKER_02You were right. Then I was gonna say baseball, so up ears. Okay, here's I'm gonna give you this one.
SPEAKER_03Amy, you go first on this one. Okay, Peekaboo Street.
SPEAKER_06Ski. Downhill skiing.
SPEAKER_03You got it.
SPEAKER_06And I don't get to wait for me to get my guess.
SPEAKER_03Okay, here. How about this one? Everybody knows Peekaboo Street isn't that. That's what I thought. Yeah. You didn't know.
SPEAKER_06You don't know who that is? No!
SPEAKER_03Oh, never mind.
SPEAKER_06Didn't she blow her knee out like a bunch of times?
SPEAKER_03Yes. World B free.
SPEAKER_02World become be free. You only gotta guess one? You get two. You get two guesses.
SPEAKER_06Soccer or field hockey.
SPEAKER_02I'm gonna say cricket or soccer. Um close. Basketball. Hockey. Oh. What do you mean? That's not close to basketball. That's fun.
SPEAKER_03One more, Ricky. Okay, one more. Alright, well then. I'm gonna pick my favorite one because uh, well, I mean, Guy Wimper, he's a huge man.
SPEAKER_06Wimpy, isn't that the guy in Popeye too? Eats all the hamburgers.
SPEAKER_02Today.
SPEAKER_03Okay, I gotta find my favorite one because well, Dick Butkiss is always that's uh that's a coach.
SPEAKER_02You gotta keep this list, Rick. This is great.
SPEAKER_03Oh, yeah, there's a ton more. Oh, good. But I'm gonna give you my favorite one. Where is she? Here she is.
SPEAKER_06Of course it's a girl.
SPEAKER_03Yes, yes, here she is. Okay. Big boomage. That's it. All right, you ready?
SPEAKER_02Misty. Okay. Mountains. Hyman.
SPEAKER_06Oh, come on. Who is not Misty Hyman?
SPEAKER_02Misty Hyman.
SPEAKER_06Jesus Christ.
SPEAKER_02All right, so she's either.
SPEAKER_06That's professional female wrestling. I say WWE.
SPEAKER_02I say she's a runner or. Hold on, I get two. I get two. She's either a runner or you can't even say it.
SPEAKER_06Don't.
SPEAKER_02Or she's on uh the crew. She's on women's crewing. The rowing. Oh, the rowing. She's on the skulling. What do they call it?
SPEAKER_06Oh my god.
SPEAKER_03It's that's Coxman, isn't it? Cox or Coxman?
SPEAKER_06It's not a cocksman. That's not what they call it.
SPEAKER_03I thought that's a roller. Oh no, no. I don't know. You're right.
SPEAKER_06You guys don't know.
SPEAKER_03We don't know. Go ahead. What is it? Did you guess?
SPEAKER_06I said WWE wrestling. Female wrestler.
SPEAKER_03Or roller derby.
SPEAKER_06Ooh, roller derby.
SPEAKER_03Misty Hyman was a professional swimmer.
SPEAKER_01I'm sorry, but it's does she use it? She can get it.
SPEAKER_06You can only use it once, ma'am.
SPEAKER_01I think we're gonna go. Oh no. Our music where to go. He died. Oh, poor Misty. She's so excited. One and done, baby.
SPEAKER_02Can you get I can't even hear the music? Oh, what did I do?
SPEAKER_06No wonder Rick liked it so much. Look at her face. There's so many things they can do. You better get gold right away. Dan, look at her face. She's so happy. Oh, she should close her mouth though.
SPEAKER_03Still happy.
SPEAKER_02Guys, I got the music ending, but it's not working.
SPEAKER_06Of course it's not. I think it's because we haven't paid our dues, so Dan cut the music. It's not untrue.
SPEAKER_01Okay.
SPEAKER_02I wanted to I can't. I wanted to end this professionally, and I can't. All my buttons don't work and quickly.
SPEAKER_03Oh.
SPEAKER_02Well, I don't know what the hell happened.
SPEAKER_06It's Dan's fuckery.
SPEAKER_01You can only use it once.
SPEAKER_06I don't even get a little sound bite for that. I can't. I can't get any sound to work. Oh, you suck. I promise I'll pay you next week.
SPEAKER_02Wait a minute. Hold on. Let me see. Music going just fine.
SPEAKER_06Well.
SPEAKER_02Yeah, it was.
SPEAKER_06We have to ramp it up because now it's just dying. We're all spent.
SPEAKER_02See how much the milk the the music helps. I thought you were going to say milk. All right, that's enough.
unknownRick's.
SPEAKER_02Bye, everybody. Of course we don't.
SPEAKER_01Be safe out there, hunters.